noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."


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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

Leave Before The Lights Come On
Arctic Monkeys

skybluelacoste:

And we woke up together not quite realizing how
Awkwardly stretching and yawning
Its always hard in the morning

sexy-little-fuck:

One of my favourites photos of my favourite worst nightmare

sexy-little-fuck:

One of my favourites photos of my favourite worst nightmare